From the Colon and Back
So I woke up at 7:30 am or so this morning to the sound of rustling, dry leaves. My room has a window facing the Bellflower boulevard 405 North freeway on-ramp. In between the freeway entrance and my window is an assortment of pine trees, shrubbery, and anything else in between.
So I peeped out of my window and noticed a red, flannel designed jacket near our fence laying perfectly still…
I later identified the figure as a street bum taking a crap in our neck of the woods!
My jaw just dropped, and in shock, I closed my window blinds and headed for the kitchen.
I think I toasted up an English muffin and buttered it up with Skippy brand peanut butter. Yummy!
So, here’s the real disgusting part:
I was in my room goofing off on my computer around 8:45 pm later that night. I heard the same rustling sound coming from across my window.
I wore my prescription eyeglasses to have a better look, but the darkness did not reveal the figure of a man or a woman.
I turned off all illumination from my room to remove the glare off of the window screen, and then I pressed my face as close to the window screen as possible…
After three full minutes of hearing rustling sounds and the absence of a human-like figure, I finally spotted a creature about the size of a big rodent, slowly crawling its way to where the street bum took a dump.
It sniffed around the used toilet paper first, and then it finally carried off the potty pie in its mouth and away into the night.
~kenohki
November 1st, 2007 at 8:34 PM
youre sooo perverted bunnyhon! potty pie! ugh! eyestereoooo babuskee