You are Invitation to the Dance

The following sentences and/or phrases are real, and comparable to Engrish submissions.

Enjoy.

mr

“Cell Prone for sale on eBay”

Cell Prone for sale on eBay

Driving a Car

A woman in a speeding SUV cut me off on the highway a few days ago. She was sporting this sticker on her rear window:

coexist sticker

Thanks a lot for sharing the road.

~kenohki

My Space… sort of…

my Myspace mock page

~kenohki

wake up call

Read this article on a study of sports and sex -

That’s it! Starting June, you’re gonna be doing some sports!

~kitiwiti

TPS Reports

Didn’t you get that memo?

source: Zooass Office Space

~kenohki