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Check out the guitar solo… I wish I had a stringed duo to jam with like these guys.

The following sentences and/or phrases are real, and comparable to Engrish submissions.

Enjoy.

mr

“Cell Prone for sale on eBay”

This blog entry by Toto Gonzalez made me remember my life in Pampanga. I am a member of the De Jesus clan. Enjoy:

Bacolor, Pampanga before 1991

I also found photos taken by Luke Decena, who also remembers going to school at Saint Mary’s Academy in Bacolor. Too bad none of my old classmates or towns folk commented on his photos of San Guillermo church:

San Guillermo Parish Church 

It took me an hour and fifty minutes to get home last night from Culver city.

04.20.08 [edit]

After seeing my doctor a few weeks ago, I’m glad to say that my new exercise regimen has helped prevent leg cramps when I’m driving to and from work. “You shouldn’t be cramping,” my doctor told me, “even if you drive from Long Beach to Culver City.”

Jogging, walking, soccer, yoga, and healthy food has helped me out a lot. Maybe getting rid of a manual-transmission vehicle will make my life easier… but of course, I can’t afford to change cars at the moment.

It was just strange that I chronically experienced leg cramps beyond thirty minutes of driving. There were times when I had to get off of the freeway to stretch my legs – the pain even lingered before going to bed.